after a long week of sküle, george glass kicks back with a tropical smüthie from dennys
One day you’ll have to answer to the Lord.
me, holding my newborn child: what are its stats??
me: *overthinks everything and cries*
*5 minutes later*
also me: *sees funny post and laughs* oh okay im back
me: this bitch is ruining my life
friend: omg who??
me: it’s.. . me
DM: “This completely disgusts me. Continue.”
*seductively lays across your lap and starts crying*
when you get new followers
“who hurt you” me dude I’m fucking dumb
Date a boy with skin! 💕
All you anti milkers are fools. Imagine a milkless world. No cakes nor pies. What are you putting in your coffee to cool it down? Water? Appley juice? I hate all of you.
When someone thinks they beat you at an argument and you line up all of your receipts to decimate them:
